Distance doesn't ruin relationships, you don't have to see each other everyday to be in love
VERY TRUE. <3
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
10 posts
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding anniversary...
- Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
- You: Yeah I know
- Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
Salamat Nikki! =))
shor :>
isn't this a scene in the incredibles? frozone and his wife?
- Steve: Tony?
- Tony: What?
- Steve: Where's my super suit?
- Tony: What?
- Steve: Where. Is. My. Super. Suit!
- Tony: I uh...put it away.
- Steve: Where?
- Tony: Why do you need to know?
- Steve: I need it!
- Tony: Nuh-uh. Don't you go out doing none of your daring do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
- Steve: The public is in danger!
- Tony: My EVENING'S in danger!
- Steve: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, STARK! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
- Tony: GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!
hey gurlie ♥ HAHAHAHAHAHA
LAV U TOO
June 2012
1 post
May 2012
5 posts
Drop a color in my ask box. Anon or not. DO IT.
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Tan: Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
April 2012
5 posts
March 2012
26 posts
The Hunger Games Experience.
- Me: Oh, Katniss, you made a friend!
- Book: Rue dies.
- Me: Oh, Katniss, you and Peeta both get to live!
- Book: Revolution starts.
- Me: Well at least you'll never have to play in the Games again!
- Book: Katniss, you're going to be in the games again.
- Me: Aw well at least Cinna's going to help you!
- Book: Hey Katniss, watch while Cinna gets murdered.
- Me: She's still got Peeta.
- Peeta: MUST KILL KATNISS.
- Me: At least Prim's still alive.
- Book: Oops, Prim died.
- Me: Gale-
- Book: Gale kinda helped kill her.
- Me: Oh thank God, the war's over, she's married, she has kids.
- Katniss: Everything hurts all the time forever.
- Me: Okay then.
OMG TRY THIS →
ladypandacat.tumblr.com
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…
Tea and Knickers for the Vicar: Fury →
ladypandacat.tumblr.com
I have tears. I’m not crying because Rick Santorum said nigger in public.
I’m sure he says that word all the time.
I’m crying because in 2012, in America, the man who is the President of the United States cannot be referred to or respectfully…
oh let's just eat these berries,alright...
- Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
- Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
Boy: Hey, wanna watch me play DOTA?
Girl: Hey, wanna watch me date other guy?
Boy: Joke lang. Hindi ka naman mabiro.
“Vodka is our enemy,so we’ll utterly consume it.”
—Russian Proverb
napoleon perdis love bite lip plump in 'Passion'
$$$: AU 28.00/US 22.00
Scent: cinnamon
This sucker stings - there is no two ways about it. In fact it can throb like you’ve cut your lip thanks to the cinnamon and capsicum pepper included. It’s a tad tacky but it smoothes the surface of the lips nicely and conditions while it canes. The tint flushes the lips with a healthy sheen.
Best for: minor level masochists.
