VERY TRUE. <3
- Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
- You: Yeah I know
- Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
- Steve: Tony?
- Tony: What?
- Steve: Where's my super suit?
- Tony: What?
- Steve: Where. Is. My. Super. Suit!
- Tony: I uh...put it away.
- Steve: Where?
- Tony: Why do you need to know?
- Steve: I need it!
- Tony: Nuh-uh. Don't you go out doing none of your daring do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
- Steve: The public is in danger!
- Tony: My EVENING'S in danger!
- Steve: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, STARK! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
- Tony: GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!
LAV U TOO
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Tan: Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
- Me: Oh, Katniss, you made a friend!
- Book: Rue dies.
- Me: Oh, Katniss, you and Peeta both get to live!
- Book: Revolution starts.
- Me: Well at least you'll never have to play in the Games again!
- Book: Katniss, you're going to be in the games again.
- Me: Aw well at least Cinna's going to help you!
- Book: Hey Katniss, watch while Cinna gets murdered.
- Me: She's still got Peeta.
- Peeta: MUST KILL KATNISS.
- Me: At least Prim's still alive.
- Book: Oops, Prim died.
- Me: Gale-
- Book: Gale kinda helped kill her.
- Me: Oh thank God, the war's over, she's married, she has kids.
- Katniss: Everything hurts all the time forever.
- Me: Okay then.
- Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
- Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
Boy: Hey, wanna watch me play DOTA?
Girl: Hey, wanna watch me date other guy?
Boy: Joke lang. Hindi ka naman mabiro.
$$$: AU 28.00/US 22.00
This sucker stings - there is no two ways about it. In fact it can throb like you’ve cut your lip thanks to the cinnamon and capsicum pepper included. It’s a tad tacky but it smoothes the surface of the lips nicely and conditions while it canes. The tint flushes the lips with a healthy sheen.
Best for: minor level masochists.